Going to sleep before my grandma. That has to say something about me.
Sometimes, you gotta sit at home, drink beer and eat pork skins.
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand
- Me: He wears the same size pants as me.
- Her: If you two dated, you could just share clothes.
- Me: Weird.
- Her: What? You two dating or sharing clothes?
- Me: Both?