While the world is spinning

Courtney. PDX. 24. Recent college grad. This is how my brain works.
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I Wanna Get Better by Bleachers
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this kinda sums up tumblr for me


Make the tiny girl drink three beers at 1 o’clock. Ugh, too buzzed to do any work.

Beer and burgers with the boss to celebrate beating my goal by 125%!

This guy’s name is Richard Wang. WHY?

"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."

Just so the world knows, diet ginger ale tastes similar to really bad vodka without the drunk qualities.

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Basement - DUI

If I had a dollar for every time this happened...

  • Customer: So it's 40% off and then I get another 10%. That means it should be 50% off.
  • Me: No it shouldn't.
  • Customer: Why not?
  • Me: That's not how percentages work.

I wish there were like 10 more hours in a night so I could sleep more.