i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah
Things that happen too often in this house: getting drunk, playing cards against humanity and listening to the hipster BBQ pandora station.
"But don’t forget the songs that made you cry and the songs that saved your life"
I fell asleep at a bus stop today. I woke up to the sound of a homeless man pissing next to me.
I’ve hit a new low.
It’s so cold in the office that I have a runny nose.
No one is in the office to appreciate the really good hair day I’m having today.
as soon as I see a cute celebrity I google their height I have to make sure this relationship will work
I forgot my watch and my glasses at home today.
Ugh, this day just keeps getting worse.
The one day I don’t want my bus to be on time, it is.