I AM NOT THAT OLD.
- Tommy: Sometimes, I feel like you're 30.
- Me: Thanks, Tommy.
- (Watching Fairly Oddparents)
- Me: Isn't the baby's name Paprika?
- Tommy: No? What? It's Poof.
- Me: Haha, OH! Paprika was the name of Salt & Pepper's baby on Blues Clues.
- Tommy: And that's Tutti.
- Me: She's in love with Jimmy Turner, isn't she?
- Tommy: Jimmy Turner? It's Timmy.
Dear future spouse,
Please be aware that I WILL wake you up to get rid of things like this.
If it’s not handled, I’ll start crying in paranoia.
- I LOVE BACON.
- OMG I LOVE BACON.
- Bacon Maple Bars.
- I’m too Mexican to ever be Vegan.
The face that guy gave yesterday.
Oh sweet lord.
If you’re from around here, that’s a big deal.
They have a play room, which is bigger than my entire house.
And a basketball court.
I’m preparing myself for stuck-up people.
IN N OUT COME TO ME.
I guess I have to come up with a job and start saving.
I just hope I have the motivation to go back.
Are you dumb? If you took any chemistry class, you would know that steam is as hot as boiling water.
My computer is so slow.
This is how much space I have left:
I don’t think it has anything to do with how much music I have though.